SALLISAW, OK – What does one do when you are in a pickle and need cash fast to get your significant other out of the pokie?  Hit the pawn shop with your best jewelry and hope for the best?  Seek out friends and family and ask for a loan?  Get on Craigslist and sell your ass?  Well, if you’re Misty VanHorn (22) you take to Facebook and offer up your two children for the rock bottom price of $4000 or one child for $1000.  Decisions, Decisions….  

VanHorn was arrested last week after the woman she contacted regarding the sale of her children contacted police.  According to police in need of cash to bail out her man VanHorn contacted a female acquaintance via Facebook and offered her 2 children ages 2 y.o. and 10-months in exchange for $4000 or just the 2 y.o. for a $1000.

Reports state that VanHorn’s message said “Just come to Sallisaw, it’s only 30 minutes away and I’ll give you all her stuff and let y’all have her forever for $1000.” How effing pathetic can one person be?  Get your priorities straight asshole!

According to neighbors VanHorn not only sought to sell her most precious of items but also went door to door seeking money from neighbors and friends to raise the money to get her honey bunny out of the slammer.  Jeesh… this guy must be some hot number!  No… probably not I mean he is in jail after all.

VanHorn was arrested last Wednesday and is being held on $40,000 bond.  She is charged with trafficking minors.

Her children have been taken into state custody.

Thanks to yourockmyworld for the tip.